So Don Imus is at it again. I know that you’re probably all as shocked as I am. Who would’ve thought that a racist would make racist comments again? It’s especially troubling because of the severe punishment that he received last time. What happened again? He lost his job, got his contract paid out in full, and then got another contract after having six months to dodder around his ‘cancer ranch.’ Most people would’ve learned their lesson.

You may remember that the last time he referred to the women of the Rutgers basketball team as ‘nappy-headed hoes’. This time he attributed Pacman Jones’ six arrests since being drafted to his being African-American.

I’m beginning to think that Imus has made a deal with Al Sharpton. Imus will keep saying dumb shit and Sharpton will keep attacking him for it. Classic dog and pony show. Doesn’t that make a lot more sense than thinking that Imus is just the world’s largest fucking idiot?

Pacman Jones has been out speaking with the media. He’s like the bad kid who’s just happy that his sister finally did something wrong. It’s like “see mom, I may have set the cat on fire but Beatrice is pregnant.”

Imus’ latest punishment? Jones has said that Imus “will be in his prayers.” Good Christ! How depressing does that have to be? I’m in Pacman’s prayers? Oh man! I’m a fuckup. Didn’t he just shoot a guy? Didn’t he bash a stripper’s face into the stage because she picked up money that he’d thrown into the air too quickly? Clearly Imus is a bad guy, but Pacman’s prayers? You have to be in some rough shape to find your way into Pacman’s prayers. The man who has been arrested six times in the last few years feels the need to intercede with his creator on your behalf. Think about that shit. Amy Winehouse should be in Pacman’s prayers. Trust me, she’s going to need all the help she can get. I heard a rumor last week that she singed her eyebrows off trying to freebase a bible.