This list was inspired by Luthor and FuzzyTypewriter.

Things that you may not know about me:

  • I’m married. I have two kids.
  • My birthday is May 19th and I share it with Ho Chi Minh, Pol Pot, Malcolm X, Pete Townshend, and Nora Ephron. This year, I will be 29.
  • I have no idea what I’d like to do with my life. I realize that I should decide soon as I’m becoming an old dude.
  • I develop websites. For an example of what a website is … you’re on one.
  • I have really low self-esteem. I survive this by pretending that I have absurdly high self-esteem. I don’t think it’s working.
  • I live in upstate New York.
  • If I could live anywhere, it’d be New York City. I’d least like to live in Kansas or Nebraska.
  • My favorite color is black. I’m told it’s not actually a color though … so I guess I don’t have one.
  • Big fan of Nirvana, Ani DiFranco, and early (pre-No Code) Pearl Jam.
  • I also love The Bloodhound Gang, though most of me wishes that I didn’t.
  • Sometimes I wish that I were a pimp.
  • I’m obsessed with pop culture. I can’t help it. I am, of course, suitably ashamed of it.
  • I actually pay attention to who the writers and director of a movie are. I’m hoping to stave off the future desire to track cinematographers.
  • I don’t like animals, but I feel bad for them. I’ve gone through a few vegetarian periods in my life and I would really like to kick Michael Vick in the nuts.
  • I don’t sleep enough.
  • I have not masturbated in public … yet.
  • My favorite writer is Hemingway.
  • I’m going to quit smoking … someday.
  • I think this list sucks. My apologies.